Sunday, 15 September 2013

Blending with the Locals 13.9.13


Yesterday was mine and Olivia’s first trip to the language and social science department of the university in a very very red building not too far from us. We had our first ride on a bus, which I definitely think is some guy driving his minibus around the streets and charging people for it because there was definitely a bit of a family affair going on at the front and no-one seemed to know the actual route it was supposed to say. The price is different for each bus, but normally about 20rubles (40p) and you pay the driver when you get off saying один clearly and conscisely otherwise you won’t get any change.

The people who run public transport wherever it is I am

We ended up being in a class with 4 students about our age. They’re doing their masters in social-work-type stuff and they have to do their dissertation in English for some reason so this is why they’re taking the class. We had 2 students each and had to speak to them in English about themselves and us and then they’d have to repeat back what we said in English. Katya (the teacher) made us do the same but in Russian so it was a slight impromptu lesson. The levels of English varied greatly. One of the guys I had could speak pretty well and understand, but the girl didn’t really have a clue what was going on. It made me think that teaching in a different country could be quite a good job actually; it was really sweet to see the words and phrases they’d obviously learnt from a young age, and so repeated insecently.


The class topic was jobs and money and it’s an American book they learn from so one of the examples was having a wage of $60,000 a year. Apparently they recieve more along the lines of 60,000r a year (£1,200). I said you’d probably make close to that in a month in a full time retail job and they were pretty shocked. Katya told us that the only thing she can do is tell her students to leave the country if they want to make any form of money because there’s not a lot to be earnt here. I’m not quite sure how they manage to live with that sort of wage because the prices here are pretty similar to England, maybe cafes and restaurants are marginally cheaper.....

We got paid with chocolate, типичный русский шоколад


After the lesson we met a Russian boy called Ruslan (first Russian friend yaaay) and his English is brilliant. Katya said he’s one of the best students they have and he tries to meet all the Brits every year. We had a general chit chat on the bus home about life in Russia and England and we mentioned the post because it definitely doesn’t seem to be a thing here and he said you could order an i-pad online, but you’d probably just receive a bag of rocks. Sometimes you might get a letter 2 months later, but it’ll probably have been opened. For no reason of course other than ты живёшь только раз.


When I got home Valentina was doing one of her usual cute crazy babushka things. She always wears 2 necklaces and they’d got tangled so they were choking her pretty badly as she was fiddling with them. She approached me and started saying something. I couldn’t really understand so I threw out my standard даs and decided to make the risky decision to help her untaggle it. I have pretty nimble fingers so managed it in a minute and she was so grateful she was blowing me kisses all evening. Turns out she’d done the same scenario to Clara but Clara didn’t offer to help with the untangling because she wasn’t really sure what was being said also. So I’m the hero and probably the favourite surrogate daughter right now yaaay!


This next bit is more of just a vent than any useful information; we were meant to have a guided tour of the city from Sasha (our teacher) today, but he instead decided that the weather wasn’t good enough so we had to have our stupid poopy grammar lesson. The weather was fine okay, just a little overcast but no rain and perfectly warm. He’s just a pooper and never had any intention of letting us have a skive.


Bought myself a cheeky Lenta card today. It’s like a clubcard but tenfold better because you actually get money taken off at the till. For some, no doubt communist reason, the discount changes for the same item day to day but I accept this as normal now. Anyways it turns out none of the discounts in store apply without a card and you can’t always guarantee that someone will lend you theirs so I see this as a very good desij. Now I have a loyalty card, I’m clearly the most local of locals.


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